ok, i'm now gonna randomly pick out some good jokes i watched on the telly (something i'm doing quite frequently now) heheh
Spongebob Squarepants
Patrick and spongebob are looking for squidward and patrick goes to a fire hydrant
Patrick: Are u squidward?
Fire Hydrant: .......
Patrick: it's ok, don't be shy....
Patrick then goes to another random guy
Patrick: Are U squidward??
Random Guy: No
...... *a moment of silence* .......
Patrick: Are u Squidward now?
ROTFL muahahah!!!
And this is a joke that was on hot shots part deux, a film that i watched like a dozen times but i just understood this joke like.. a yesterday hehe...
These people were at a priest at thailand full of monks but one of the visitors was a hot lady, so the other visitor told her..
Visitor A to Lady: u shouldnt be here, these men have sworn themselves to celibacy like their fathers and their fathers before them...
hehe see if u understand that one.. it took me YEARS :p kinda shows my level of erm... dunno :p
5 comments:
Lol!!!!
So what? I got the joke so I'm suppose to have erm.. "higher level of intelligence"??
AHHAHAHA kidding dol.
:P
like their fathers and their fathers before them... hahahhaha!!
haha! yeah, and probably a higher level of vocab than me, i only knew what celibacy was this year at the ripe age of 19! haha!
'Umayr! how was your wedding?? hehe!
My wedding? It was fine weih... You coming here JB? :D
Sayang Spongebob + Patrick - 1/2 x Squidward
*peluk sinki*
WTH LOL @.@
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